Mexican Heart Attack

I mean no offense... 

This is just a college creation of Ross' (which he states he has copyrighted/trademarked). 

At first I was appalled. 

But Ross' groomsmen brought them to our wedding. 

You must taste to believe. 

I would be a liar if I didn't admit to loving these (on occasion.). 

I mean, how can you go wrong with a "tortilla, cheese, whatever is on the outside of a corn dog, and whatever is on the inside of the corn dog." (In this case they are soy dogs, but who knows what Ross ate in college). 

Ross is planning on someday opening a stand at the state fair to sell these for some big bucks. Or we'll have them as a specialty item in the healthy organic bakery that we'll have someday... 

If you could give this food creation a name, what would it be?